lawgeek

He’s quick at scurrying under a table when necessary. Oh, and he makes the ladies swoon.

There I was, you know, just doin’ me…doing my webmaster thing and in walks Shari and says she hired another lawyer. That lawyer was Jason. That job was at EFF. Then he started beating me at pool, so I quit.

He asks good questions. He keeps the ladies busy so I can get stuff done. He supports the playing of Fluxx and other important games.

He’s one bad-azz snuggler

He keeps writing slanderous stories about me on 43 Things.

Much of it involved bacon, bread, and a fist full of butter.

He has one of the best devlish grins you’ll ever see.

Quinn dragged me into his office at the EFF, I think.

He knows how to tell a good joke.